shopping at wal mart

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by TexasRed (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Wednesday, 17-Aug-2005 11:28:22

Two old guys are pushing their carts around Wal-Mart when they collide.

The first old guy says to the second guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking
for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."

The second old guy says, "That's OK, what a coincidence, I'm looking for my
wife too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate"

The first old guy says, "Well, maybe I can help you find her. What does she
look like?"

The second old guy says, "Well, she is 27 yrs old, tall, with red hair,
blue eyes, long legs, big busted, and is wearing short shorts. What does
your
wife look like?"

The first old guy says, "Doesn't matter, --- let's look for yours".

Post 2 by silly_singer (The girl who's always lost in a melody) on Wednesday, 17-Aug-2005 12:55:11

LOL! You put some really good ones up here!

Post 3 by kgs4674forever (Zone BBS is my Life) on Thursday, 18-Aug-2005 8:38:00

lol, that's good.